Broken.

Today one of the secretaries stomped into my office in a huff, demanding a new monitor because hers was "broken." She claimed every time she moved it, it would turn off and on, and now it was off and wouldn't turn back on.

I calmly walked to her desk, and plugged the power cable back in.

- The Paralegal

Jesus Christ

Today the new sales guy was trying to email a file to a customer and he typed the customer's email address in wrong so the email came back to him as undeliverable. He didn't know why it came back so he asked another sales guy here and the other sales guy noticed that the customer's email address was wrong and told him that. Then the other sales guy noticed that the name of the file was "Jesus Christ." He asked the new sales guy why he called it that and he replied with "I was just trying to name it something that I'd remember." Then the other sales guy said to him "you know the customer can see the file name right?" and he replied with "oh no, I didn't know that. I'm still trying to figure all this stuff out."

-IT Guy

Business Cards

The new sales guy has been here long enough now to get his own business cards and when told about this he said "I'd like to sound really professional so instead of just 'inside sales' can mine say 'inside sales consultant'?" The girl that gets them printed said no and explained that all the business cards for all the sales guys just say "inside sales" on them so he replied with "alright, but I'd like my middle initial on the cards then."

-IT Guy