Jammed.

One of the attorneys, to me:

"Oh guru of all things computer, are we having some sort of problem right now?"

"No, not that I know of. Why, what's going on?"

"My computer is jammed. I think I hit the wrong button and my display is all spotty."

Yeah, your guess is as good as mine.

- The Paralegal

Kaboom.

One of the attorneys just lit a firecracker in the hallway. The entire office is filled with smoke. If the sprinklers turn on and fry all the computers, I'm quitting.

-The Paralegal