A Wise Purchase.

Today my boss brought in his new home pc to configure. He bought a machine with a quad core processor, 750 gb hdd, 8gb RAM, Vista 64bit os, 1.5 gb GeForce graphics, and a 26" HD monitor to sit atop.

When I asked what prompted him to purchase such a beast of a machine, his response was "because I want the internet to go really fast."

-The Paralegal

An Introduction.

I can't even count the number of times I've been asked idiotic questions, required to perform nonsensical tasks, and more or less been relegated to the role of glorified babysitter at the law firm where I work. There are times when my head just spins, thinking, "My god, this office is dumb."

These days may make me want to shove white hot butter knives into my eyes, but they might give you a chuckle. At the very least, maybe they'll make you feel a little less alone in the world the next time someone at your office blows your mind with stupidity.

I'll be inviting friends to post about their dumb offices, too, because heaven knows I don't have the dumb office market cornered.

Hopefully this blog will remind all of us that laughter is the best medicine, and white hot butter knives are not.